Welp, I guess we shouldn't be surprised, but the FCC voted to repeal Net Neutrality today 3-2.
Goodbye, Internet! It was fun-ish while it lasted.-- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) December 14, 2017
And of course we have this fucker to thank.
It still needs to be voted on in Congress, so important to note - the Internet isn't donzeo quite yet, but understandably - people are pretty bummed right now. Let's laugh at these tweets about it so we don't have to cry. Do it quickly, before Comcast throttles our website so that fuckin nothing loads.
Congratulations to all the big corporations out there on the Net Neutrality repeal. We know you'll do right by the consumer, as you always have-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 14, 2017
We need net neutrality so Tony Soprano can keep uploading videos of his family pic.twitter.com/5X12sXNf5d-- Conner O'Malley (@conner_omalley) December 14, 2017
Screenshotting every article on Wikipedia.-- shelby fero (@shelbyfero) December 14, 2017
man fuck the fcc this sucks we gonna have to start sending nudes by carrier pigeon now-- eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) December 14, 2017
Paying my ISP to not throttle Netflix to own the libs-- Christmas (Bobby please come home) (@BobbyBigWheel) December 14, 2017
welp who wants to start the GoFundMe for the people's internet-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 14, 2017
2027: hey RESISTBOT, just following up on the text i sent about repealing the $999.99/week breathing bill. i was a little late on this weeks payment but sophia is still waiting outside my apartment with a gucci sock full of batteries is there any way you can get her to leave-- jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) December 14, 2017
i am still going to pay $6 to tweet-- Amir Khan (@AmirismyBFF) December 14, 2017
"u ever pull ur ballsack out to look like bat wings? me either"
The internet's dead, but who needs that brainsuck when we have books!-- Mike Rosenthal (@VectorBelly) December 14, 2017
*opens book* how do I download video games on this?
I get that people are upset about net neutrality being repealed, but Comcast has promised not to do anything that would let them enrich themselves as a result of it. Now to crack open this one page book entitled "Why Corporations Exist"-- 🍍 doogal rememberer 🍍 (@crushingbort) December 14, 2017
Ajit Pai should get pubed every time he orders food. He should be eating 300 calories of surprise pubes/day-- Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) December 14, 2017
SORRY IF ITS TO SUTTLE pic.twitter.com/W7rZIPzFNl-- da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne) December 14, 2017
very thrilled and excited to pay $5.99 each month for the opportunity to see @sonic_ass92 send death threats to one of the historical photo accounts for posting a pic of urkel-- Max Knoblauch (@MaxKnoblauch) December 14, 2017
To all you IDIOTS panicking about the net neutrality repeal, stop worrying that a few monopolies will act in unison to raise prices on you, the consumer. We will all be saved by the invisible hand of the free market. The b[TO READ THE REST OF THIS TWEET, $0.99 IS REQUIRED]-- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@richard_kyanka) December 14, 2017
BONUS: A helpful little guide of next steps, explained in layman's terms
Ok, all. The FCC has voted to start rolling back #NetNeutrality. Here's what we do next.-- Celeste P. (@Celeste_pewter) December 14, 2017
First, recognize this is not unexpected. As I've been saying for weeks, the breakdown of the board suggested this would happen. https://t.co/xWj15rBnqr