In the New Year, most people try to make a resolution for some form of self-improvement, whether it's to exercise more or eat less fast food shirtless in bed. 

These people decided that 2018 would include the same old social media fabrications that 2017 held, except this time it's somehow less believable and MORE annoying. 

They're taking "new year, new me" and turning it into "new year, same bullshit".

1. When your kid turns you into Jack Nicholson.

undefined

via indigo-phoenix

2. Thank you for smoking. 

undefined

via Michellekirstie

3. Mile high club. 

undefined

via WetDumpling

4. They would have given him a standing ovation but now they all have polio.

undefined

via indepths60

5. *EXPLODING INTENSIFIES*

undefined

via posty-toasty

6. This barber has a wild imagination. 

undefined

via KotACold

7. The cat was able to fly first class, too.

undefined

via yougotyolks

8. Such bravery!

undefined

via Jacoboney

9. This is why you always keep a blade in your Uber. 

undefined

via dawnieduh

10. What a cool mom, though.

undefined

via Khabbab94

11. I AM THE BEST MOM SEE EVERYONE THINKS SO. 

undefined

via ethicalapproximation

12. No Starfucks given at this Starbucks. 

undefined

via orbiter2001