These guys are the reddest of red flags. If your boyfriend is displaying some of this behavior, you might wanna dip outta that relationship. Or at least screenshot some of his insanity and post it on the internet for the rest of the world to enjoy.
1. This is secretly a gum ad.
2. Sounds like this one was over before it started.
3. "FELONIES TURN ME ON."
4. Overprotective much?
5. The only thing David is fucking is his chances at a future relationship.
6. This was sent to a guy who had a one night stand with OPs girlfriend 2 years prior. Yikes. Also lol calling a dude a squid.
7. Can't tell if he's trolling or insane.
8. This guy got this tattoo after dating for one week. ONE.
9. Breaking up via public Facebook post is uhh, shitty.
10. Sounds like they have different definitions of 'great.'
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