If reelationships are built on trust, then these people took a bulldozer straight to the foundation. 

Just a reminder that if you're going to cheat, you're most likely going to get caught. And if you don't think you'll get caught, well, I guess you're just kind of an asshole. 

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1. OfficeOrnament Pokemon Stops his girlfriend from cheating again: 

I caught my ex thanks to fucking Pokemon Go of all things.

She mentioned Pokemon Go was using lots of her data. I explained that in her settings she could see how much data an app was using. I proceeded to show her and proved to her it wasn't by pointing out Tinder was using much more data...

It was sad but also funny the way it went down.

2. Costco_Time_Machine turns to Craig: 

Advertised myself on Craigslist Casual Encounters and her brother-in-law found me on there. It wasn't until some time later I questioned what he was doing in there also.

3. sumlaetissimus knows a real family man: 

Not me, but someone I know.

Dude has the classical Midwestern successful dad life: Wife, kids, good job, nice house, kids play sports etc. He wanted to advance in his career, so he moved to a new company. First pay stub comes in and his wife wants to see it for some reason. "Child Support - $x" it says.

She was obviously confused. "We're married" she says. "So where is the child support going?" Turns out, he had a kid that is 5 years younger than his youngest (13) in a state 8 hours away. Born from a different woman, obviously.

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4. An_unhelpful_remark has a sad friend: 

Not me, but my buddy.

He is such a great guy and yet has been cheated on by every girl he has ever dated.

First girl apparently gets so black out drunk that she can't tell who is who because after going to a party one night ended up telling my friend that they should have bathtub sex like they did the other night. Only he had never had bathtub sex...

Second girl dumps him because she was convinced he was cheating on her. After swearing up and down that he wasn't, he finally asked why she was so convinced. (He's a great guy and would never even give the slightest reason for her to be suspicious). She told him that she had been cheating so he had to have been too.

Third girl that he is currently with is best friends with her most recent ex (as in still goes on "best friend" dates) and she still lives with and is friends with, her ex-ex boyfriend. It is apparent to everyone but him that he is getting cheated on... He really is just so sweet and naive.

5. pixie_dicks meets Merissa: 

I caught my boyfriend of two years. He had asked me to proof read his paper on his Mac and the text messenger popped up in the right hand. He was sitting in his bed texting some girl "goodnight I love you" while sitting right next to me in his bed. I deleted his entire paper, wrote "who's Marissa?" saved it and told him it looks great and left. She was his girlfriend of 8 years who lived next to his parents 2hrs away.

6. brosesofisrael was on a break!

Was on a "break" with my girlfriend at the time. Got a text from a girl that had mutual friends with and knew each other kind of well - started having dirty conversation, talking about sleeping together, etc. Turns out my girlfriend at the time had gotten a burner phone with a different number and was the one sending me the texts the whole time. She was not pleased.

Edit: she did not like piña coladas so it was a total bust from the start.

7. ChesterFlexer was happy: 

Smiling at my cell phone too much

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8. Nudibranchlove helps her ex move out:

Came back Into town a day early and went to surprise him at work. Found him fucking another secretary (he was also a secretary). He didn't see me so I took a quick photo and snuck back out. Went home called my friends and family. They came over and helped me pack up all his shit and change the locks. Dumped his stuff at his moms house. Sent him the picture of him and the chick and informed him that he and his belongings now reside with his mother again.

Edit: he worked in a small lawyers office. 2 lawyers and 2 secretaries. The lawyers were out of the office for whatever reason. I don't remember why, this happened many years ago. I came in and saw no one was at the front desks and went back to the break room. The door was open so I was able to peek inside when I heard the obvious noises.

The house was mine, all the documents were in my name. He received no mail etc there. He also lived paycheck to paycheck. No idea what he spent his money on as I paid all the bills.

He spent the next few weeks begging me to take him back and all that Jazz. Bothered my friends, showed up at my job, caterwauling in the street In front of the house etc. He eventually got bored and stopped. No idea what happened to him after that, haven't seen or heard from him again.

Edit 2: I'm aware it's illegal to throw someone out of their house. I'm also aware that I didn't give a flying fuck about the laws.

9. Sofarbeyondfucked probably doesn't want the wedding ring back: 

Knew my wife was up to some shady shit. Went through her texts, which I sent to lawyer. The one text that cut the deepest? "Baby Cakes" Marco asking if he could jizz on her engagement/wedding ring. Fuck you, Amanda.

10. acoustickestrel can never trust a tablet again: 

Mate was caught by his wife leaving her tablet on record when she went to work. Parked up the road and waited. Then walked in mid flow and called the cops saying there was a burglar in the house which she'd cornered.

11. stonedchapo synced his phone: 

My iPhone synced to her roommates laptop revealing a treasure trove of nudes I had saved in my camera roll.

Years later iPhones now ask you if you want to trust a computer you're charging from. Rather than just syncing.

12. ShellSalesman witnesses "You've Got (Black)Mailed:

Buddy of mine was cheating on his wife with a cam girl. (They were a very religious church going couple in their 20s) The cam girl blackmailed him for 500 USD. Or she would send it to his entire friends list. (Wife, parents, grandma, pastor). He paid her off. When she asked for 500 more he confessed. She still sent the videos. It was pretty crazy for a while. The wife was considering a divorce until she got pregnant. They worked things out. And things are all good now. The guy really turned around and became a much better person.

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13. lilwil392 will never eat pineapples again: 

Back in the day Snapchat used to tell you the top three friends if any of your friends. I saw that I was number one, her best friend was number three, and some dude co-worker was number two. I later logged into her voxer account and was able to hear conversations between her and said dude where she'd say things like she can't wait to run her handa through his hair and then the pinnacle when he asked her if his jizz tasted different after drinking pineapple monster energy drink. She said she doesn't usually taste it and just swallows it and that she'll have to pay more attention next time. Confronted her and she's telling me I'm taking it out of context. Yea, cuz that's normal conversation between male and female coworkers.

14. alan13446 is informed my Skype: 

Got cheated on by ex gf. Microsoft gave it away. Her laptop migrated from W7 to W10. She was sitting beside me when she booted the laptop. New W10 interface. Skype auto launched with shortcut picture of long dark haired dude. Two weeks later she bailed. Amen. Thank you Microsoft.

15. sirferrell goes for drinks: 

It happened to a friend of mine. We were all on vaction (about 7 friends) and everybody was drinking. We were the only two who didnt. He managed to snag his girlfriend's phone while she was passed out and pulled me to the side. He said "she's cheating on me, some guy named joey texting her and meeting her after work for sex everyday. Plus how he can make her extra wet." We ended up searching names and mural friends via facebook. Turned out joey was a girl.