Complimenting a family member's appearance is totally normal, but telling them you would boink them if only they weren't your cousin is definitely not.
Just remember next time you're at your family reunion, maybe cool it with all the sexual innuendos, k Uncle Joey?
1. And if you weren't my uncle, I'd still have a restraining order.
2. Just casually making breakfast.
4. Soup is for S.O.'s ONLY!
5. And it's a good thing we live 3,000 miles apart.
6. Graduating from siblings to sexlings.
7. TFW your niece is exactly your type.
9. Does she have a thing for therapy, too?
11. Auntie needs some tush.
We like you. Do you like us too?