These stories are about as real as your weird co-worker's Candian girlfriend who is a model but is sooo busy so she can't visit (we know you ripped that picture out of a magazine, Ronald).

But hey, we don't have to convince you, you can just read these steamy piles of BS and judge for yourself.

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