1. A nice Esméralda, perhaps

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2. Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Girl and the Rat

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3. Float like a butterfly sting like Akeelah and the Bee

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4. Hand crafted by the gods to have the most punchable face 

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5. Oh shit

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6. Sir has your hair ever tried spinning webs of words to Wilbur the pig

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7. Is she a recipient of a Logan or Jake Paul hair transplant

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8. Just with none of the flavor tho

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9. Tfw your tears are being licked off your face after eating chili made out of your parents

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10. Your parents are getting a folded up flag for this one

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11. Stay in and text her to come back!

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12. There is no combination of three words to describe a person that I could despise more

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13. If you haven't seen this ad they're making fun of, consider yourself lucky 

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