Burns come in all forms and varieties, but the most fun ones are from random-ass people on random-ass Tumbr. I don't know why, but they're just better. They aren't just "your moms fat." No, Tumblr would never settle for insults so easy. Here we see fun, creative burns.
1. That burn cuts him to the core, and he knows it.
2. Self burns are truly a limited commodity.
3. A broken dick, and now a broken spirit.
4. Forgot umbrellas, we've got this mans bare chest.
5. Wrecked his ass.
6. Get outta here with ur ugly ass reds.
7. Damn, burned by the ocean (cuz I believe the brother's story).
8. Still, the fact this has 22 million views is disturbing.
9. Yeah, I'm just gonna trust this was a sick burn.
10. While sitting in the corner, do not start the corner on fire though, please.
11. Nat Geo clickbaiting a buncha fools.
12. I mean let's just not roast newborn babies in the first place.
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