Times Donald Trump Was the Most Humble President In History

"I really believe I'd run in [to Stoneman Douglas during the mass shooting], even if I didn't have a weapon."

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Wow - Donald Trump is such a humble guy, you know? He's the most humble guy ever, really. There's nobody more humble in the world - many people are saying this. He says he'd run into a mass shooting - even if he didn't have a weapon! He's not bragging or acting narcissistic for attention - he's just being truthful. And to honor this incredibly humble president of ours, we decided to list Donald Trump's 21 most humble claims ever, including:

  • He's the best at the Bible
  • He's the best at infrastructure
  • He's the best at being not-racist
  • He's the best for women
  • He has the best words

But let's hear the actual, real quotes from the man himself. Enjoy!

(Reminder: THESE ARE ALL ACTUAL QUOTES)



1. "I have the best temperament or certainly one of the best temperaments of anybody that's ever run for the office of president. Ever."

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2. "I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed."

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3. "Number one, I am the least anti-Semitic person that you've ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism. The least racist person"

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4. "Nobody reads the Bible more than me."

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5. "No one has done more for people with disabilities than me."

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6. "Nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump."

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7. "Nobody knows jobs like I do!"

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8. "I would be the best for women, the best for women's health issues."

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9. "I know more about Cory [Booker] than he knows about himself."

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10. "Nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world."

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11. "Nobody knows banking better than I do."

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12. "Nobody knows more about trade than me"

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13. "Nobody builds walls better than me, believe me."

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14. "Nobody knows the [visa] system better than me. I know the H1B. I know the H2B. Nobody knows it better than me."

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15. "Nobody knows debt better than me."

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16. "I know more about renewables than any human being on earth."

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17. "I know more about ISIS than the generals do."

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18. "I know more about contributions than anybody"

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19. "I'm very highly educated. I know words - I have the best words."

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20. "I was always the best athlete, people don't know that."

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21. "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it!"

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