Didn't have the time to watch the 2018 Oscars yourself? Or even the time to scroll through your own timeline for funny riffs on it? Well don't worry friend we've got your back. 



1. How come, Chief Seacrest?


2. If you haven't already read, please, you must

3. *every red carpet interviewer proceeds to ask about diversity

4. Gilly was fucking snubbed this year

5. Hollywood rules

6. Listen, she's not wrong

7. Listen, he's not wrong

8. True method acting. Take note, Daniel Day-Lewis

9. THIS THING IS FRIGGIN RIGGED!!

10. Youda man GDT

11. Drop the "Ebbing". Make it just "Missouri"

12. Hmmm do I detect hints of peach?

13. Thicc


15. *Sufjan Stevens inspired bass solo

16. Hey did you know Willem Dafoe has a massive dick

17. Gonna give Streep a run for her goddamn money

18. Who needs an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay anyway

19. Hingle McCringleberry got fucking snubbed

20. Because there's not enough Shrek representation at these events

21. GET IN MAH BELLY, OSCAR