1. Do you ever pour some of yourself on your hands so that you can peel you off?

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2. I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling zoo animals

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3. Press f to pay respects

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4. Um it's called a lifehack dude

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5. Snake it out and plop it on top

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6. I can feel this hair through the picture

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7. A great roast and honestly a beautiful poem

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8. You are void of the good stuff like chicken noodles

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9. We said see you l8r boi

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10. One thing I've learned in 23 years, you never know what's gonna come through that door

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