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2. Nobody can't come over shouldn't be too big of an issue

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3. Ah yes, this is what moving on looks like

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4. Say what you want, but she keeps herself busy

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5. Nope no thank you

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6. I love hard work and very little sex

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7. Ya gotta

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8. These are all true aren't they

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9. Please don't point a gun at me ma'am

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10. Hmm well ok goodbye

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11. The ladies I bring home to mother MUST 'likes good fucks in the ass'

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12. You better hope mother doesn't see this

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