Getting insulted on the internet can be rough since so many people have the ability to witness your demise.
Just take a look at these sad strangers: we have no idea who they are or where they come from but goddamn we know this must've hurt worse than that episode of Scrubs starring Brendan Fraser.
We're gonna go ahead and pronounce these poor souls DEA becaue there's no way their delicate hearts could withstand such brutality.
1. I can show you the world!
2. Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend: my left hand.
3. Poor Mitchell.
4. Anti-Vaxxers at their best.
5. Who's hungry for some roast?
6. What's new pussy cat?
7. The mother of your mom jokes.
8. Make way for Prince Virgin!
10. Goodnight sweet Vegans.
11. He's gonna need that epitaph now.
12. This hurts more than burning your mouth on hot soup.
13. My mom thinks I'm a catch!
14. Sorry, this mistake can not be fixed.
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