1. Nothing like using your child as a counter to roll your cigs.
2. "What did you wish for, honey?" "Um, for you not to get trashed and fall into a bush this year."
3. A lot of bad decisions were made.
4. Trashy shots fired!
5. Butts are a place for poop, not pee.
6. But...that's a massager.
7. At a kid's birthday party, no less.
8. Where are these people SHOPPING.
9. I do not believe you.
10. Oh boy.
11. This person has at least embraced her inner trashy-ness.
We like you. Do you like us too?