1. Finally someone calling out old artists and their love of tits n skulls.
17TH CENTURY YOUTH: ahhh I love looking at a painting where a lady has her boob out. i feel great and will live forever-- hp podcasts (@markpopham) April 12, 2018
ARTIST: but look closer...in the corner...
YOUTH: wait is that...A SKULL? OH SHIT! I JUST REMEMBERED I'LL DIE ONE DAY!
ARTIST: Ahahahaha owned
2. 23 months well spent.
It took me twenty-three months but I finally came up with the PERFECT wrestler name pic.twitter.com/QJPkJGgE1V-- Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) April 13, 2018
3. Please keep us updated.
I'm gonna start wearing wayyy too much lipstick and just see where it takes me-- Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) April 13, 2018
My 3 year-old just made me crap my pants when she looked down our bathroom sink and goes "Hi Georgie..."-- bri (@BornToBriWild) April 13, 2018
(Keep in mind she's never seen a scary movie in her life, let alone IT)
Against my better judgement i look down the drain AND
..it's Peppa Pig's little brother, George. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/65iWQkMevq
5. Fun word overload.
I can't stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/x2x8QnI49E-- kells (@kschaef95) April 13, 2018
6. Maybe this is the year.
Thank you, Mom, for teaching me how to read and how to be a fan, and also teaching me how to hold a 35-year grudge. 💞 pic.twitter.com/VeKEzlK57q-- Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) April 12, 2018
7. aa !
[misfortunes befall my enemies] mm.. mweheh... wheh-hah!-- regular gem (@Choplogik) April 12, 2018
[troubles beset me, myself] whgeh ! weugh ! aa !
8. I'd listen to that jam.
When the ingredient is also funk lyrics pic.twitter.com/bgpVjL5aIZ-- DC Pierson (@DCpierson) April 12, 2018
9. Sounds like a great time.
coachella checklist for tonight:-- eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) April 13, 2018
-pay 18 for one beer, pretend im drunk
-have a girl sit on my shoulders until my legs give out because im weak
-take one hit off a joint and then freak out and call my mom to pick me up
-get kicked out for being ugly
10. Living her best life.
I saw this white woman with a glass of white wine in the middle of Marshall's and I'm honestly still not over it pic.twitter.com/rSq6wq06pT-- Anyway, here's Wonderwall (@LetMeRestPls) April 11, 2018
11. Cannot be topped. No way, no how.
It's done. This meme has reached Peak Perfection. pic.twitter.com/n9dQYeICdQ-- Justin (@hipsterpelagius) April 12, 2018
12. Sounds way more horrifying.
How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am.-- Amber Joy (@officialambrjoy) September 18, 2017