We will not make you prove you're not a robot, but if you wish to continue please drop a penny in the John Mulaney reference jar. 

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1. As any true Irish Catholic should

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2. Where do you lie?

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3. No, but that is now my goal in life

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4. SALT! AND! PEPA!

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5. Just sounds right, ya know

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6. Men in Hollywood are finally piecing it all together

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7. Sounds like you just earned yourself no McDonalds and just a small black coffee for me

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8. It's time we eliminate the middle man

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9. What do you want from me you small mutant

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10. I think we can all agree with that

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11. Gotcha bitch

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12. If you're not familiar

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13. Kids love that stuff they really do

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14. Let me just go buy myself another

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15. Gotta leave you on a classic

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