The world is a nice and beautiful place and we are nice and beautiful people. Just kidding, everything and everybody sucks, including us. So, we got every scientist employed at CollegeHumor to think long and hard about what could turn the global frown upside-down... And by God, we found it: Tweets & Jokes from funny people!ย 

1. I just want to be your friend.

2. We need rules if it's gonna be a hug or handshake.

3. What a fuckin' freak.

4. When you're a nasty one

5. Good question though.

6. This is a 2 parter with an absolutely crushing response.

7. Viral content is good.

8. I mean, awoooga!

9. :(ย 

10. Hair flip.

11. This is just BEAUTIFUL.