Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:
1. My desires are....unconventional.
NO-- Mister Hayden (@MrHaydenMyers) April 21, 2018
DO NOT CORRECT ME pic.twitter.com/rbzFw9LTMx
2. HORSES ARE DOUBLE-CENTAURS, PLEASE JUST ACCEPT THIS.
Just overheard a little boy call rhinos 'warrior unicorns' and my mind is blown-- Rebecca Gladstone (@rgladstone91) April 21, 2018
3. Steam has ruined all gamers forever.
*me for the past three years* pic.twitter.com/kU2cNtrngm-- Fetch (@xantiaanthem) April 21, 2018
4. Every music artist is just Mac.
Artist: world tour 😍💞😍💞-- Weronika (@fluffy_magnus) April 21, 2018
World Tour: pic.twitter.com/jDMA6PADRJ
5. Listen, there are plenty of other Kongs...
He sold diddy for a switch pic.twitter.com/4XFSEHJ5uq-- NieR: Andremata (@Femtou_) April 22, 2018
6. In America, it's called "You Got The Herp and the Sorcerer's Stone"
Not a fan of the new Harry Potter book pic.twitter.com/eN3tUOM31s-- Helen Ingram (@drhingram) April 22, 2018
7. The fact we all just agreed to say "Panic! at the Disco" for several years really does say a lot about humanity.
stop pretending like it's at ALL hard to use to "they/them" pronouns when we've all agreed to call Brendon Urie "Panic! at the Disco" even though we know it's just him-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 21, 2018
8. OLD MAN LOGAN HOLDS UP, OKAY?
Me: *sees an older character who refuses to use his weapon bc of his bloodstained past*-- Sean @ well im kinda screwed (@Stairfax) April 20, 2018
Me: lmao this is predictable, he'll use his weapon later to "protect someone," this is stupid
Character: I have not drawn my blade in years, but I must protect the ones I love
9. Mickey's dark side involves Walt's frozen head.
main account vs private account pic.twitter.com/u4n6xW1A2S-- mia (@20PESONOSEBLEED) April 17, 2018
10. Honestly, it's true.
Bill's fashion = Steven Seagal in the 80s. Hilary's fashion = Steven Seagal now. pic.twitter.com/NhmBK2i3bl-- Daniel (@DannyDutch) April 21, 2018
11. What do you mean "get OUT of debt"???
Boomers: when you pay off your student loans,-- DEATH ✌️ AMERIKKKA (@barf_stepson) April 21, 2018
Me: when I what pic.twitter.com/bUx6F8AruH
12. Dogs are the best, even when they're being selfish.
My sisters guide dog always sneakily walks her into this store without her knowing 😂😍 I love dogs, man pic.twitter.com/UuE9wDN4md-- Michele Sykora (@michelesykora) April 20, 2018