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We've all had someone who's pissed us off and inspired some evil acts of revenge. Sometimes we just react quickly though, and don't realize just how brutal our revenge was and that it was 10x worse than whatever petty bullshit that was just committed on us. Oh well, we live and learn.

1. digmyshoes -- Damn, I wonder what happened to it?

When i was bullied by some local kids i filled the petrol tank of their family car with grass, dirt, sticks and stones, bottle caps, pretty much anything i could jam into the petrol tank.

i felt sorry for that poor car.

2. slin25 -- That Brazilian kid is like a superhero. "You can keep this"

In elementary school there was a bully kid who would make fun of me. 

I had a bad bowl cut and was pretty small so it wasn't surprising, me and my friends usually just ignored him. 

Anyway one day this kid from Brazil moved into the house next to mine. He was a year older, we used to play soccer together every day after school. I mentioned to him once that this kid would call me names and usually while walking home from school would follow behind me taunting me. 

One day I'm leaving school and this kid is going slowly behind me on his bike shouting stuff, just dumb kid stuff you know?

Brazil kid comes out of nowhere, knocks the kid off his bike and just starts beating him, bully is on the grass crying and bleeding. 

Brazil kid grabs the bike and gives it to me "you can keep this" and then walks away. 

I didn't know what to do. I just layed the bike next to the kid and walked home, he wasn't at school for like a week. 

Later in life I found that kid had a really crappy home situation with abusive parents, I was 10 at the time. Always felt bad for that, quit bullying me though. 

I still occasionally see that Brazilian guy, don't think he even remembers it! Cool on him for helping in his way, I just think it went too far.

3. BAM213434 -- Poor teacher. 

When I was in fifth grade my teacher gave out a shit ton of homework one day so I got the whole class to help me write a letter to the principal. She found out and cried and shit. I felt really horrible because she was just trying to get us ready for a test coming up...I still feel really bad every time I think about it

4. PK_Thundah -- Fuck. Yeah, this is probably the worst one here. 

I was dating this girl and my friend saw her around town a few times, and humiliated her in an effort to embarrass me. I told him to stop bothering her, but he did it again.

That night I convinced him to try getting back together with his wildly insane and manipulative ex that he hadn't spoken to in years, thinking that he would just humiliate himself by trying.

Well, they banged and got back together for a while. And had a baby. Now they're terrible single parents.

5. smith495 -- A 10 year long prank is too long. 

My friends and I used to pull a lot of pranks on each other growing up and about 10 years ago I was helping my buddy set up a new business. He was ordering business cards and the company he was going through was offering I think 500 or so free with a large order so we decided to prank our other friend. We made business cards with his name, phone number, home address and had his job title as "Professional Creep" with the slogan "If I'm creepin, you ain't sleepin". We passed these cards out all over town. He was getting really harassing phone calls for awhile and couldn't figure out why. After about 2 years he found one of the cards on a random fridge at a party and put 2 and 2 together. He was pissed and is still getting random calls 10 years later. I feel really bad about that one...

6. U_FUCKING_WOT_M8 -- Aww sad pup. Hope he got some extra sausage after.

Years ago when my dog was a puppy I was watching TV on the sofa with a plate of food on the ground next to me. He snuck in and grabbed a sausage and ran off mischievously. I ran after him laughing with no intention of scolding him, just to get my sausage back. After only a few seconds he stopped, dropped the sausage, and pissed himself in fear.

Ironically, while I was apologising to him, my other dog was in the living room eating the rest of the sausages off my plate.

7. Synyster328 -- Even matched the laxative flavor with the drink flavor. 

A kid on my track team would always come by and take a drink of whatever I had with me. I was sick of it and brought a root beer with me which had been spiked with 3x the recommended dose of root beer-flavored exlax. Sure enough he came by and I said you know what Tony, why don't you just take the whole thing. Well we were having a home meet that day and he was our best pole vaulter and part of the relay team.

I thought maybe he'd feel a little off and under-preform. In the midst of our warm ups, he went missing and was absent the entire meet.

8. throwawatfjgtdtt -- Yeah, kinda sounds like those lawyers had it coming. 

Had a lawyer a few years back who was a piece of absolute shit.

1) would go months between returning phone calls

2) constantly late with court filings to the point the courts multiple times moved to have the case dismissed from lack of action

3) lied to me constantly about anything and everything

4) refused to be fired (seriously, when I told him he was fired he just ignored me and kept presenting himself as my lawyer, I had to get the courts involved to get him to stop)

5) lied about me (our client has been unreachable, we are considering dropping them (????? I TRIED TO CALL YOU 84 TIME IN THR LAST THREE MONTHS AND YOU DIDNT ANSWER OR RETURN A SINGLE ONE????))

6) when I finally did fire him, he told me I had to be in court on a specific date (that didn't work for me) at a specific time (that didn't work for me) or else the motion to withdraw wouldn't be accepted. So I got to the court room and the judge was super nice but confused as to why I was there and when I told him the story the judge just goes, "yea, this is all done electronically. Not sure why your lawyer would tell you that other than to be a dick."

Needless to say by the end of all this I was pissed and wrote a 10 page bar complaint about four different lawyers in their offices' unethical behavior. Well, the bar association decided this was a firm wide encouraged pattern of behavior and threw the book at the four partners. Disbarred for five years, restitution to clients, and only allowed to practice under supervision for a period of 5 years after they return. 

I felt a little bad, but god damn I was soooooo fucking sick of being jerked around.

9. SIM0NEY -- Cousins are supposed to be nice to each other. 

My bother and cousins were walking home from school. Well my brother and I were walking and my cousins were on bikes. They kept circling us and making fun of us because we didn't have bikes. One of my cousins then spits on me. Out of reflex, I blasted her with my trumpet case and she went flying, landed on the concrete and broke her arm. I felt awful, it was the first and last time I ever hit a girl.

My family believed every word of the story, knew this cousin was always a total bitch to me, and largely believed she had it coming. I still felt awful tho.

10. Iamlennard -- Shit. Yeaaah, gonna feel bad about that one for a while. 

I think I have told this before, but. I think i was 15 and was in class and sat next to a friend of mine. He, for no reason, began to say: "HAHA your bald father" which I followed up with "HAHA your bald mother". He started crying and ran to the teacher. I honestly forgot his mom had cancer and was getting chemo.

11. KradeSmith -- Kids are dumb and do dumb shit. 

When I was a kid I was at a local river (a great swimming spot lots of people came to). My friend pushes me in the river and naturally I came up spluttering and a little red in the face, but it was all in good fun. For the rest of the day I planned to get her back, waiting for my opportunity to push her in, until she was at the edge of the river drying off. I pushed her, but her flailing and the slippery nature of the rocks she was on made her slip on the spot, and instead of just splashing into the water, she landed on her back hitting the rocks hard, and then fell into the water.

She was winded, but thankfully otherwise unharmed. Our parents were furious at me, and I just spent the few seconds it took to get her out (felt like a lot longer to me) just hoping I hadn't broken her back or something.

2/10 revenge. Would not do again.

12. Fielder57 -- Now that's a spicy prank! 

A room mate poured water on me while i was asleep. So i filled all his shoes and the pockets of all his trousers with Chilli Powder. I didn't realise the poder had dye in and it stained everything red, Including any shirts he had tucked into work trousers and a lot of items he washed with them.

13. Gdlk_Abe -- Your friend has a good point. 

Back in middle school a friend of mine threw a small wadded piece of paper at me. I retaliated by throwing the only thing I could find, which was mud close to my shoes. Smacked him right in the face with it. Worst part is, it turned out to be dog shit that was at the bottom of my shoe. I still vividly remember his angry "wtf man I throw paper at you and you throw dog shit?"

14. MR_EXCELLENT -- Videogame revenge is actually more cruel than you'd think. 

My older brother was always quite horrible to me as a child and my parents never really did much about it, he was also much bigger than me so I couldn't retaliate in a physical way cause I would be swiftly cripple cross faced/walls of Jericho'd. One day I had just had enough, My revenge? He had been playing Rome total war for a good 6 hours a day for about 3 weeks. I started a new game and overwrote his save file. 

Never seen fury like it. 

I regretted it at the time cause cause he was so angry it scared me and it made him dislike me even more but now I praise my 13 year old self for hitting him where it clearly hurt most.

15. pdxcranberry -- Better than the dryer? 

A neighbor lady was mean to me so I went into the laundry room after her and shit on her clothes in the washer. I was 5.