Everyone knows about Marvel's new box-office hit "Infinity War". Not only is it the biggest crossover event of the fucking millenium, but it's been memed so hard we can't tell the difference between the actual movie and internet fandom. 

Which brings us to Thanos: he's a sexy purple space daddy and the entire internet wants to get infinity fisted.

*Record screeching*

Hold up, what did we just say?

That's right, friends. You didn't possibly think that THE INTERNET wouldn't turn a Marvel movie into a daddy sex fantasy like, immediately, did you? I mean, look at the man. He's built like a horse, has the jawline of a GOD, and have you seen those pecs? Damn, Thanos, we wanna see what those infinity stones can do!

If you weren't aboard the Thanos boat before, you're about to sail through the infinity gauntlet of dream daddydoms.

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http://thanos-the-rad-titan.tumblr.com/post/173157498648/damn-im-a-sexy-piece-of-titan-meat

 

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https://unsettlingstories.tumblr.com/post/173494206731/thanos-is-thicc-but-in-a-good-way-like-you

 

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https://trashboaat.tumblr.com/post/173430966478/me-immediately-becoming-sexually-attracted-to

 

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http://blakebat.tumblr.com/post/173474642526/thanos-is-a-thot

 

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https://goblinkingsausageparty.tumblr.com/post/173331006681/infinity-war-was-amazing-and-i-have-many-feelings

 

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http://brighteyedspacetrash.tumblr.com/post/173427710565/thanos-to-gamora-little-onemy-brain-daddyme

 

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http://boarcriminal.tumblr.com/post/168013859503/why-do-i-want-daddy-thanos-to-fist-me-with-the

 

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http://webheaded-wallcrawler.tumblr.com/post/173367032686/thanos-choking-loki-loki-whispers-harder

 

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http://davids-harbour.tumblr.com/post/168065220577/talk-to-me-about-glove-daddy-thanos

 

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