Well...that's one way of getting a summer bod. If you've ever wondered how to get in shape as conveniently as possible, take a few unethical life hacks...
Unethical Life Hack #1. Too intimidated to go to the gym and start working out because you're too weak? Just wear an "I beat cancer" shirt. This way others will sympathize and you won't be embarrassed of how weak you are.
Unethical Life Hack #2. Work out for free at local hotels. If the gym door is locked, just tell an employee you left the card key in your room and your significant other is sleeping. They will let you in (usually).
Unethical Life Hack #3. Too broke to afford a gym membership? Go to Wal-Mart every day and lift their dumbbells in the sports section for free.
Unethical Life Hack #4. Workout near someone in the gym who has a personal trainer. You get to hear all the advice buy they pay for it.
Unethical Life Hack #5. Get a free gym membership by finding a student at a nearby college that kind of looks like you and buy their student ID. Most schools charge a small replacement fee and do not deactivate old cards.
Unethical Life Hack #6. Need to check your blood sugar, cholesterol, etc.? Fill out a life insurance application. They'll meet you in your home and draw numerous labs at no cost to you.
Unethical Life Hack #7. Using the self-checkout, buy whey isolate (protein powder) in bulk at the grocery store (which on average costs $11/lb) but write down the code for white flour (which is typically under $1/lb). Since they look essentially identical, you can pay way less and no one will notice.
Unethical Life Hack #8. If you're losing weight, make sure you always have lots of fattening food around you don't like. If your friends & colleagues are getting fatter, you get thinner twice as fast