If you are gonna go spread your seeds of bullshit across the internet, just remember: you reap what you sow. Therefore, you shouldn't really be all that surprised when your jackass gets called out by people who aren't world class idiots.
All we know is we believe in Lady Justice and all that she stands for so may her mighty sword and lawful scales bear swift righteousness upon those who try to make up lies for karma. Hopefully our girl will dole out some suitable punishmesnt like, I don't know, ban them from the internet for a couple days or block Reddit so they can't log in to kill time during 5th period English.
It may seem harsh, but hopefully these bullshitters can be rehabilitated and returned to society as changed people.
1. Did you know that eating raw meat is dangerous but when we cook it it's magically safe?
2. She put up a stink and didn't get the ink.
3. Sure, Sabeefna.
4. Poor John.
5. Such a wild imagination!
6. Elon Musk does not tolerate LIES.
8. Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not that old lady.
9. Brand new worn glasses.
10. What, she can't cut hair and mourn a dead family member at the same time?
11. Name ONE female sculptor, I dare you!
12. MOOOOOM STAAAAHP!
13. Paging Dr. iFunny.
14. Yikes on so many levels.