We all get bitter, and it's totally fine to spend a day as a salty pretzel if that's what you gotta do to feel better. But, you definitely shouldn't spend a lifetime walking around with a chip on your shoulder if you want to actually enjoy yourself in any way, shape or form.

These guys definitely didn't get the memo because they're saltier than the flavor packets in instant ramen. We would almost feel bad for them if they weren't a whiney cringe fest. So, the next time you want to be an angry little potato chip and post a dumb rant on Facebook, we advise you just go for a nice, long walk instead. 


1. If I can't be loved then NOBODY WILL BE LOVED.

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2. Bon voyage, buddy.

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3. If women are garden tools then you must be one of those squat garden gnomes. 

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4. Somebody missed their naptime. 

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5. Women have never struggled, not like ME!!

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6. Harlots!

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7. The irony is delicious.

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8. Don't know why you're single, you sound like such a catch. 

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9. Here's a hack: date me, a stranger you've never met!

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10. She's ugly as fuck! Why won't anyone date me a nice guy?!

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