1. Gotta stop shoutin' that, Phil.

2. Just...don't go outside. 

3. This is the best.

4. It's the most important thing.

5. This fucking can not be happening.

6. All suffering, all the time.

7. Luckiest man on Earth.

8. This dude is funny as fuck, damn. Fuck.

9. So cursed.

10. ;p

11. Sorry but they give a cleaner pick.

12. As a fellow mud-fucker I find this very relatable.

13. Sometimes food looks so good it makes you do crazy things.