Having a bad day?
Read these Tweets and let them restore your faith in humanity and shed some light in your world.
Having a good day?
Read these Tweets and let them reinforce your belief that there is beauty surrounding us if we just open our eyes.
Having a nihilistic day?
Read these Tweets even though death comes for us all and nothing matters so you might as well enjoy something.
Basically, reading these Tweets will benefit you no matter what mood you're in.
1. + Jews!
2. Trust me, I'm a doctor *hiccup*.
3. But doctor, I am Pagliacci.
4. No! It's a registered emotional support burrito!
5. She can not scientifically listen like spring and she talk like June!
6. It's a scary place out there, son.
7. If I don't get scared to death then this house isn't haunted enough.
9. Dinosaurs were made up by big government to sell more lizards.
10. Goodbye friend.
11. Is this dirty or just stained?
12. He also has to pay child support.
13. Now who has the upper hand big bro?!