1. Some tattoo artist meddled over this BJ tat for hours.
2. This roommate got booted and this is what they found in his room. Those are piss bottles.
3. He wanted to do wheelies in the street but also his favorite TV show was on.
4. I feel like we're getting trolled.
5. Dildo leggings apparently exist now.
6. Your honor, as my eyebrows clearly state, I was wrongfully convicted.
7. Trashy if a human wrote this, cool as hell if it was a gecko or somethin.
9. Hopefully you find yourself in the process.
10. Sometimes the sex doll needs to get outta the house for a while.
11. Something tells me this job won't last long.
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