If you've never been to a comedy club, you're missing out on some primo up-and-comers. You might not have heard of any of these people YET, but give them some time. Maybe one day they'll be on TV and you'll feel like you had something to do with their success, even though you totally didn't.

1. Im dying young FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

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jeremysmiles

2. Nobody waits better than this man.

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jamesmyerscomedy

3. I wonder if the ghost ghosted.

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carolzoccoli

4. Skip to the good part.

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KcF666

5. Congrats, you've won a horrible punishment.

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ZombieHeyHeyHeyOh

6. Super fishy. Get that looked into.

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Cockanarchy

7. You sext your way, she'll sext hers.

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harrylol2

8. Great question.

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adebaser

9. I've never felt worse, physically or mentally.

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theninerswillwinsb50

10. Catch-22.

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gjferrari16

11. Might wanna hold off for a little, in that case.

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finch_worm