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The nice thing about Friends episode titles is that they're very honest and descriptive for how we actually talk about TV - pretty much every episode is formally titled "The One Where (Insert Memorable Bit From the Episode Here)." It fits with how we would actually talk about TV and describe episodes - "The One With the Monkey", for example. But the thing is...we've watched A LOT of Friends. And we realized these episode titles could be improved and made more honest. So we did just that. Previously we've covered:

And now, here's season 2:

 

2.01 - "The One Where The Punchline Is That Joey Has Been Molested All His Life By His Tailor"

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Actual Title: "The One With Ross's New Girlfriend"

2.02 - "The One Where The Boys Are Disgusted By A Breastfeeding Mother"

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Actual Title: "The One with the Breast Milk"

2.03 - "The One Where Chandler Tries To Use Janice Yet Again"

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Actual Title: "The One Where Heckles Dies"

2.04 - "The One Where Phoebe's Gay Husband Turns Back Because Being Bi Isn't A Thing?"

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Actual Title: "The One with Phoebe's Husband"

2.05 - "The One With The Awkward Income Gap That No Young People Can Relate To In 2018 Because We're All Broke AF Instead of Only Half of Us"

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Actual Title: "The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant"

2.06 - "The One Where Ben Legit Could Have Died Because Of Chandler and Joey's Negligence But At Least They're Not A Gay Couple Who Adopted Him Together, Right?"

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Actual Title: "The One with the Baby on the Bus"

2.07 - "The One Where Ross Is Cheating Trash"

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Actual Title: "The One Where Ross Finds Out"

2.08 - "The One Where Ross Is Still Cheating Trash, But With A Hurtful Pros And Cons List"

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Actual Title: "The One with the List"

2.09 - "The One Where Rachel Making A List Of Ross's Flaws Is All Of Us YOU GO RACHEL"

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Actual Title: "The One with Phoebe's Dad"

2.10 - "The One With Two Rosses FML"

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Actual Title: "The One with Russ"

2.11 - "The One Where A Same-Sex Wedding Is A Big Ol' Running Gag And Phoebe Shows Adorably Quirky Signs of Schizophrenia"

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Actual Title: "The One with the Lesbian Wedding"

2.12 - "The One Where Joey Takes Advantage Of A Seriously Mentally Ill Woman And Then Uses Her Mental Illness To Trick Her Into Going Away And HOLY CHRIST This Show Has A Lot of Issues Huh"

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Actual Title: "The One After the Superbowl"

2.13 - "The One Where Chandler Seriously Believes Julia F***ing Roberts Is Genuinely Into Him"

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Actual Title: "The One After the Superbowl"

2.14 - "The One Where The Nice Guy Token Ross Spent On Rachel In High School Finally Earns Him The Woman He Feels Entitled To"

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Actual Title: "The One with the Prom Video

2.15 - "The One Where Ross Bones Rachel At Work But Somehow Doesn't Get Fired Or Arrested When Caught Naked By A Group Of Schoolchildren"

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Actual Title: "The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know"

2.16 - "The One Where Ross Has Been Dating Rachel For A Matter Of Weeks But Is Already Trying To Control What She Does With Her Body"

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Actual Title: "The One Where Joey Moves Out"

2.17 - "The One Where Phoebe Rightly Refuses To Take Credit For A Less Attractive Woman's Talent - Good For Phoebe"

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Actual Title: "The One Where Eddie Moves in"

2.18 - "The One Where A Brother And Sister Have A Proxy War For The Last Condom"

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Actual Title: "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"

2.19 - "The One Where It's The Second Time The Gang Encounter A Seriously Mentally Ill Person And Instead Of Helping Them, Use Their Mental Illness To Manipulate Them Into Going Away, Eddie's Probably Homeless Now Lolz"

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Actual Title: "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"

2.20 - "The One Where Rachel Is Shocked That Ross Is A Control Freak Who Planned Out Their Whole Life Without Consulting Her Because There Have Been NO Hints So Far"

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Actual Title: "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"

2.21 - "The One Where Ross And Chandler Get Bullied And Fair Enough, Really"

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Actual Title: "The One with the Bullies"

 

2.22 - "The One Where Monica Is A Professional Chef Who Thinks People Want To Eat Birthday Flan"

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Actual Title: "The One with the Two Parties"

2.23 - "The One Where Phoebe Hasn't Had A Chickenpox Vaccine, Obviously"

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Actual Title: "The One with the Chicken Pox"

2.24 - "The One With The World's Most Underwhelming Season Finale Plot"

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Actual Title: "The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding"