We're not saying these people are stupid to the point of non-functional, but we don't feel comfortable operating heavy machinery or handling hot bowls of soup around a baby.
But hey, Trump's in the White House so these people could actually run our entire country one day. And their first order of business Ban all jokes nationwide.
It's time to put a stop to the evil humor corporation that makes so many people look dumb.
1. Some say that he's still staring at the song to this day, and if you listen hard enough, you can see him facepalming into eternity.
2. Wow! What a touching photo of our great leader taking care of a young Mexican child!
3. If this is a drawing, then it proves that space doesn't exist and astronauts are liars trying to manipulate us into their orb cult.
4. The only thing mixed up is your sense of humor, my dear boy.
5. Psh, acronyms are subjective, anyway. What you may view as an acyonym won't always be what I view has an acronym and when you see purple it might even be my green!
6. Mr. Jeff Blinker is one of the most important scientists of all time and you need to respect him.
7. Who does this little shit think he is? He thinks he's smarter than me?! I bet I could still beat him at arm wrestling.
8. NO. ONE. KNOWS. KAREN. What don't you understand about this?!
9. Dourscore and seven memes ago, I President Abraham "Mad Shredder" Lincoln discovered the internet.
10. It really is just such a shame when women don't support other women.