Welcome to Roast Ranker, where we rank the top roasts of the week fromĀ r/RoastMe. If you're too nice to roast people and/or too sensitive to get roasted yourself, you've come to the perfect online getaway to get your fill of both.

Please enjoy this week's top roasts:

10. Roast or a compliment to the devs of Excel? You decide.

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9. Pretty good gig tbh, that place is cool as hell

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8. Leave her and her spaghetti arms alone

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7. I'd like to give a reverse rumpsringa a try, become Amish for a lil bit

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6. These roasts can't hurt me! I can't read!

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5. You had to have seen this coming my man

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4. We are watching evolution occur in front of our very eyes

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3. This dude's gonna need three separate Netflix documentaries

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2. These are unhappy little accidents

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1. Prepare to meet your maker, 10 piece

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