Welcome to Roast Ranker, where we rank the top roasts of the week from r/RoastMe. If you're too nice to roast people and/or too sensitive to get roasted yourself, you've come to the perfect online getaway to get your fill of both.

Please enjoy this week's top roasts:

12. You play football son?

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked:  andre the giant and sloth

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11. Did you make it a hotspot or something?

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked: mouth wifi

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10. You're a brony, Harry. 

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked:  hagrids brother

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9. The harvest is bountiful this season

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked:  depression farmer

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8. The need for approval is dangerously high

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked:  desperate eyes

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7. Kinda gross!

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked: hairy buttholes

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6. Trust fund babies come in one shape and size and you fit both of them

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked: parents pay your rent

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5. Always important to find the silver lining

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked:  big forehead benefits

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4. Sorry boys you're gonna need to try harder than that

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked: glasses

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3. What about booty tho

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked:  sunken chest

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2. You gotta give it to the boys, it's an impressive collection

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked:  snowman collection

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1. Congratulations! When are you due?

Hottest Roasts of the Week, Ranked:  crypto pregnancy

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