1. Fittingly, Bear Grylls and Benedict Cumberbatch have the two weirdest names of in all of entertainment
when I'm depressed I remember the time Bear Grylls was stung by a bee and morphed into Benedict Cumberbatch and I find that that helps a lot pic.twitter.com/Len3M9rvlx-- jonno (@jonnohopkins) July 22, 2018
2. "What do people want to see when they're takin' a dump? CHEERING CROWDS REACHING UP!"
This is the most terrifying bathroom experience I've ever had pic.twitter.com/im27ecMDIA-- Brian Vu (@brivu) July 22, 2018
3. "Security boi"
tour guide: here are the sharks-- Queenie 🦈 (@queer_queenie) July 22, 2018
me: bitey boi
guide: ...and over here, a swordfish
me: pointy boi
guide: get out of the aquarium
4. "NOW IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR"
Comedy tutor: the jokes themselves are great, you just need to work on your delivery-- Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) July 21, 2018
Digiorno: *barely keeping it together*
5. The Thor trilogy truly is everything
thor, thor the dark world and thor ragnarok pic.twitter.com/idx6aUshmJ-- esme (@thorqiull) July 21, 2018
6. Who is this mysterious gold plumber?
it's extremely funny to me that Google StreetView's automated face-blurring system has made this large gold man in New York completely anonymous pic.twitter.com/dibZ8xqR5J-- Marcy Nabors (@Shadolith) July 21, 2018
7. Dating in the 21st century - fun!
I love this wretched app pic.twitter.com/FUOGtXfyTz-- Meggie Gates (@meggie_gates) July 22, 2018
8. I STAN JESUS. SATAN IS CANCELLED
speaker: loving ur neighbor is hard but good-- Donald Darkness (@prismokid) July 22, 2018
the congregation: yeah mood
10. Close enough
Joakim Noah looks like someone tried to draw Jason Momoa from bad memories. pic.twitter.com/ycxP8o08hd-- Langston Kerman (@LangstonKerman) July 22, 2018
11. water is #blessed
water is rly that bitch. zero calories, hydrating, home for fish, beautiful in nature, etc. like she did NOT have to go that hard. but she did. and i am grateful-- g (@hunnythin) July 21, 2018
12. Vampires are "occasional bats"
They're called werewolves. pic.twitter.com/xfstRwQdnL-- NB-426 (@bizmichael) July 22, 2018
13. Hmm....maybe war is cooler than I thought.
War. War never changes pic.twitter.com/b6iib8Q4Fh-- American Propagandist (@ArmyStrang) July 22, 2018
14. Better than using a Luigi board
*using Ouija board*-- garbage (@sugarfoot34) July 20, 2018
"hello, is there anyone there"
"ah damnit this is a Soulja board*
15. YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
What pigeons do for fun pic.twitter.com/LTvT7hRcfR-- Michael Leon (@_moneyy_mike_) July 21, 2018