We all know that if you wanna find the best theories, jokes or general speculation about the Harry Potter Universe, the place to go is Tumblr. They come up with all sorts of wild shit about Hogwarts, some of it brilliant, some fantastically funny, some straight-up dirty.
So get out your wand and hold on to your Horcrux 'cause the Hogwarts Express is leaving the station.
1. Queer Eye for the Wizard's Eye.
2. Pretty fly for a Quidditch guy.
3. Harry actually bullied Malfoy, not the other way around.
4. Voldemort just got way less intimidating.
5. This flavoured bean tastes funny!
6. As you wish, Mr. Potter.
7. THIS IS THE CRUELEST JOKE OF ALL TIME.
8. This is a magical joke.
9. Let me see your leviOsa face.
10. DEAR GOD IT'S TOO TRUE.
11. What the hell did I just commit to?
12. *winks with both eyes*
13. Tom, you cheeky minx.
14. COME ON HARRY.