We all know that if you wanna find the best theories, jokes or general speculation about the Harry Potter Universe, the place to go is Tumblr. They come up with all sorts of wild shit about Hogwarts, some of it brilliant, some fantastically funny, some straight-up dirty.

So get out your wand and hold on to your Horcrux 'cause the Hogwarts Express is leaving the station.

1. Queer Eye for the Wizard's Eye. 

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via missjardinera

2. Pretty fly for a Quidditch guy. 

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via Passed_The_Process

3. Harry actually bullied Malfoy, not the other way around. 

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via TheCykaNeverStops

4. Voldemort just got way less intimidating. 

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via mike4Ski

5. This flavoured bean tastes funny!

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via actually_crazy_irl

6. As you wish, Mr. Potter. 

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via 2dubs1bro

7. THIS IS THE CRUELEST JOKE OF ALL TIME. 

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via angelholme

8. This is a magical joke. 

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via iBleeedorange

9. Let me see your leviOsa face.

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via Man_With_A_Shoe

10. DEAR GOD IT'S TOO TRUE. 

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via diagon-alli

11. What the hell did I just commit to?

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via lesliebensgone

12. *winks with both eyes*

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via kvleesi

13. Tom, you cheeky minx. 

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via muffarino

14. COME ON HARRY. 

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via catrianasommers