In an age where brands are really fucking mean to people on Twitter for some reason...
They should call you Kayla because that's how it's supposed to be spelled-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 15, 2017
When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm-- Wendy's (@Wendys) November 24, 2017
Calm down it's a virgin like you. pic.twitter.com/QdrxGG6tKI-- Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) July 10, 2018
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