These people tried to spew FALSE NEWS and got their own poo poo flung straight back in their face. And if there's one thing worse than a person with egg on their face, it's a person with actual shit on their face.
For their crimes, we sentence them to a thousand years in prison for being annoying little turd slingers.
1. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling SJWS!
2. Did you know that you can say whatever you want but science is still right 100% of the time?
3. Children and adults should be separated at all times!
4. It took him a whole month to copy and paste this image.
5. And this is why you shouldn't lie on Yelp reviews.
6. I don't think this person has a daughter.
7. You seem to be a man of many faces, friend.
8. If I'm nice enough to show you a picture of my dick that you didn't want, you OWE me a relationship.
9. This cat is better travelled than most of America.
10. GOTTA GO FAST.
11. Oooh, sorry to break it to you but you ARE a human and therefore live by human standards.