Welcome to Roast Ranker, where we rank the top roasts of the week fromĀ r/RoastMe. If you're too nice to roast people and/or too sensitive to get roasted yourself, you've come to the perfect online getaway to get your fill of both.

Please enjoy this week's top roasts:

11. Come back to me Jeremy

brutal reddit roasts: roasts ex

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10. It. just. keeps. on. going.

brutal reddit roasts: huge forehead

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9. The man is doubly powerful

brutal reddit roasts: professor malcolm x

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8. Double the dissapointment

brutal reddit roasts: twin threeway nightmare

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7. Also iron your shit my dude

brutal reddit roasts: even reflection won't kiss him

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6. Another long day at the office

brutal reddit roasts: watching kids doesn't count as 'work'

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5. City ordinances will not allow for this

brutal reddit roasts: little too much makeup

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4. A magician never reveals their secrets

brutal reddit roasts: where are your ears??

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3. Um hello ladies

brutal reddit roasts: sponsored by sharpie?

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2. Goodbye you have been thrown into Mount Doom

brutal reddit roasts: ring of sauron

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1. How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man

brutal reddit roasts: turning 70

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