Stock photos are known for being notoriously insane and we wouldn't have it any other way.

The best part is imagining the interactions between the photographer and model during one of these photoshoots: "Ma'am, could you please hold the ear of corn closer to the portable telephone from 1998 your balancind on your head? Yes, perfect, thank you! This portrays exactly what it feels like pine over your long lost love who was lost at sea 30 years ago." 

So, if you can think of what the hell is going on in any of these photos, let us know and we'll tell you how proud we are of the man/woman you have become.

1. Are you my dad?

weird photos: centaur meets horse head

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2. I'm sorry, this is just the way it has to be...

weird photos: doctor about to shoot big mac with silenced pistol

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3. Lemony fresh. 

weird photos: lemon tongue

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4. He's beautiful, he's grace...

weird photos: sick outfit

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5. Chad is here to fuck your girl. 

weird photos: ripped chad dog

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6. MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

weird photos: foothand man

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7.  My precious...

weird photos: future woman and corn

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8. This man hits on your girl at the bar, wyd?

weird photos: high pantsed man holding nips

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9. HE HAS RISEN!

weird photos: guy trapped in keyboard!

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10. Ow, my old lady hurts!

weird photos: inflamed knee containing old woman

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11. Between the noose and bar of soap. 

weird photos: woman holding noose and human tongue?

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12. Bubble butt. 

weird photos: pug farting into balloon

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