There's nothing wrong with being a vegan, per se. But man, can they get incredibly holier-than-thou with their smug little cauliflower steaks and nutritional yeast (no, it does not make a good substitution for parmesan cheese cheese, lettuce dick). 

So, for all the vegans out there who aren't preachy, sorry you're getting dragged down by these tomato dopes. 


1. Uh, throwing dogs. Throwing dogs is worse. Like 100%

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2. "My dumb daughter's song was a little repetitive, gotta give her a 4/10." 

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3. Animal lives matter, but human lives don't. 

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4. Something isn't adding up here...

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5. Jokes on you, I love the taste of death. 

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6. The cow is laughing at your stupidity. 

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7. I've heard of egging a house, but can we egg a person?

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8. Women are animals and should be treated as such!

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9. "I know more about your medical history than you do"-vegans. 

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10. I love double feces burgers. 

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11. Meet the #1 Suckiest Person.  

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