Okay, okay, we have to admit we've done our fair share of shitting on vegans for being preachy and surviving off fake meat that looks like poop, but man, meat eaters can be real assholes, too. We get it, you loOOOooooOve bacon more than you love your son, but you don't have to scream at people eating a salad because you can't fathom living a life without pig grease.

Whether you eat meat or you don't, just stop being an asshole about it. 

1. Oh wow, I didn't know you were my personal nutritionist!

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2. But like, I studied really hard for this so maybe just a simple "Congrats"?

3. Our friendship is cancelled. 

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4. If I eat rabbit food then these rabbits are gonna be obese. 

5. Glad everyone knows what's best for me. 

6. You gotta chill with this bacon shit. 

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7. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

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8. I feel like you're misunderstanding me on purpose. 

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9. Really great joke, dad. 

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10. Happy Birthday, you vegan bitch!

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11. *dies*