We pay thousands of dollars in tuition to go to fancy colleges and universities when, honestly, everything we need to know is right at our fingertips. And no, I don't mean Wikipedia or like, any of those really credible sources on the internet. 

I mean Tumblr: a place where facts are...whatever they want to be! 

1. Can we please have to male twins tell us what's up with their dicks?

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2. Oh, sexy!

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3. Hey, these are all valid, honest answers. 

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4. The answers my friend, are blowin' in the wind. 

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5. DEAR GOD!

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6. What, you want some kind of small, dinky baby pasta?

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7. They never stop. NEVER. 

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8. Make things easier on yourself, masturbate. 

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9. FLO, HELP US!

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10. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Condoms. 

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