1. Halo meets Donkey Kong… And kicks ass!
  2. Do you want to have a boner for a week? No? Do you have to boil a crocodile penis and drink it? No? Okay, me either.
  3. Classic Mr. Peeper's on SNL. God I miss Chris Kattan.
  4. Gymnastics is so gay… Until you mix it with dunking a basketball!
  5. Attending high school track games seems pretty dangerous. Sorry little bro, I'll no longer be cheering you on.

Check It

How would you like to get a hilarious comedian to come to your school for free?

Awesome Updates

Cory tells us about the most ridiculous fight ever.

Pic of the Day

Don't Forget

It's time to vote for this round of America's Hottest College Girl. Stop whatever you're doing right now and vote. I don't care how important it is.