Dear Mortgage Advertisements,
I appreciate your tenacity in trying to get me a lower mortgage. I see your advertisements anywhere from Foxnews.com to NoFatChicksExceptWednesdays.com.
However, I do not need you to tattoo my new mortgage price on my forearm. Nor do I need symmetrical shadow cowboys dancing. I refuse to believe that four grown men would be so joyous in my new mortgage that they would break out into synchronized dance.
Adam Minor, XXI