Now on Mondays, where we won't have to compete with American Idol!
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Garagenous Zone (noun) - The area in which your garage door remote is effective.
True Hip Hop FactSnoop Dogg invented the word "pizza." Before, it was just called "pa."
Times Not to Knock on Wood"I hope the serial killer doesn't know I'm in the closet!"
Pun IntendedI knew the barber was into beastiality when he started putting extensions in my hare.
Guy Trying To End His Relationship on a Cell Phone Going Through a Tunnel"Wait… Hold on… We’re breaking up.”
I don't understand why I can't get a girlfriend. I'm as confused as Lieutenant Geordi La Forge was as he examined the Enterprise's faulty warp drive during the season 3 finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Least Promising First Line of a Children's Book"Rapunzel's lice were getting stronger, and more jingoistic."
I didn't say anything about the inflated price of movie tickets, but pre-trailer advertisements are too much for me to take. I'm not paying $11 to be bombarded by cheap consumerist blather! The fat cats running the theater chains will only listen if we boycott their product, which I suggest we do immediately after next Friday's release of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Catcalls Never Directed At Black Woman"Hey baby, does the carpet match the curtains?"
A gay dude who lives down the street told me that he's "got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one." Not being allowed home for Christmas is one though.