Need to prove your comedic prowess to your fellow bro-mo sapiens? Can’t find the words to whisper sweet nothings into your girlfriend’s ear? Don’t know how to address that email to your professor? Well then, this guide is for you.
1. Pick any swear word that’s a noun. 2. Pick a verb that either implies ingestion, close contact, affection or any combination thereof. 3. Pick another swear word that’s a noun. 4. Combine the word you picked in #3 with a food item.
“You piss guzzling nazi-salad!”
Below is a sample list of words you can use. Column A includes dirty nouns, so-called swear words, and can be amended to your liking. While by no means complete, Column B is a list of verbs to be used in your future insults, and should be restricted to verbs that imply ingestion, close contact, or affection. Column C presents a list of food items, and allows for the most artistic freedom – use any food item you prefer, because let’s face it, the Nazi-salad you’re talking to would probably eat anything.