About a week ago my roommate Steve and I were walking around downtown New Haven. I don't remember why but Steve started to ponder how cool it would be to have his own island. It probably came up after talking about his recent DUI arrest because one of his stipulations for the island was that there would be no drunk driving laws. He figured we could get around these laws by making indestructable cars. We imagined a conversation between a tourist and an islander might go like this:

"Hey, that car is indestructable, what's it made out of?""Nalgene Bottles!"