Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
March 30, 2007
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. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
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Would You Rather
Be a guest on "The Daily Show" or on "The Colbert Report"?
Have sex with a girl who used to be a guy, or a guy who used to be a girl?
Have invented the PB&J sandwich or rap music?
Do homework during your evening shift in the chemistry library or spend it thinking of
Have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life, or a fingernail that got trimmed too short?
Never have to do your laundry or never have to clean your house/apt/dorm?
Have to pay for everything in pennies or hundred-dollar bills for the rest of your life?
Have a depressed operator on the other end of a suicide hot line, or an automated service?
Always trip on your shoelaces or always get bloody noses?
Read a would you rather that didn't have an alternate choice?
Control the volume of your farts or the smell?
Lose all of the contacts in your cell phone, or be able to have all of them memorized, but only able to use a home phone?
Always be stuck in traffic or always miss calls from blacked numbers (with no voicemails)
Be stuck in a cage with a hungry tiger or in a pool with a hungry great white shark?
Win a blow job contest or lose a blow job contest?
And this week's winner of the "I'm High" award goes to Dylan, who sent in this.
Yo Street, I'm
Wow, how poignant. Thanks Dylan!
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