"Seriously dude, shut the f*ck up. I'm trying to think."
Number of times "Uptown Girl" has been listened to
Notebooks thrown at Jake Hurwitz for being a total f*cking waste of space.
Man, I wish I could go back and sleep with my ex-girlfriends now and be like, "See, I'm better now than when we dated."
Amount of sense the lines make
Help from Amir
Amount this seems like a good idea