Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
105% Issue #14
April 17, 2007
May cause anal leakage.
I realized I had a problem with pornography the other day so I went to talk to my priest. He doesn’t have a password for Bangbus either.
Loud Roommate Who Has No Sense of Humor
Guy: Worst thing about living here is the sandpaper we have to wipe with in the bathroom.
A Viking Gets Soap In His Eye During His War Cry
A Wise man once said, “Lays potato chips are terrible.”
Not every porn title is a great ideajust look at Naughty America's "My Sister's Hot Mom."
Comic-con Pick-Up Lines
"Are you Bruce Banner's anger, 'cause you're making me huge."
"You must be a radioactive spider cause I'm shooting out warm sticky white liquid right now."
"You must be Aquagirl because your vagina smells like fish."
I was watching TV and I saw someone I thought had down syndrome in the audience. I went back with my
and it turns out the kid just had big glasses and was a flappy clapper.
My class is at 10:15 and it takes me thirty minutes to get ready. Today I wanted to eat some breakfast so I set my alarm for 9:11. Too soon?
Guy Who Doesn't Understand What It Means To Be Environmentally Conscious
"Hey guys! Guess what! I just printed up 100,000 flyers that say
! Oh man, we are so gonna save the earth!"
The 7-Year Old Who Follows Current Events
"If you ask me, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales should be forced to enter an iron cage match with Stone Cold Steve Austin
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