Cheating on your bf/gf……………………………………..I was drunk

Falling down the stairs……………………………………I was really, really high

Using a life-line on the $100 question……………I'm allergic to smartitude

Burning mac & cheese……………………………………I was adopted

Failing a class………………………………………………..I have ADHD and SARS

Crapping your pants……………………………………….I was possessed by the Devil