So I was at the gym last night (ps the fat chick that always wears the short shorts in front of me on the elliptical didn't wipe her machine down last night. gross.) and they have the Gold's Gym video channel. And they love to play old 90's songs and it got me thinking. What happened to all those songs we used to listen to in middle school? Where have all these songs gone? Why are they not on my ipod and why am I not jamming out to them in my car looking like a fool at the red light? Fear not my bloggies, here is a list of the best forgotten jams.
Monica- The First Night
This little ditty lets everyone know that although her hormones are raging, she is no promiscuous gal. She saves it for the 2nd date.
Ja Rule-Put it on Me
Baby, I really like you a lot and I think that maybe you should come over and we can take our time getting to know each other and possibly physically expressing our love.
Christina Aguilera- Genie in a bottle
She's a metaphorical genie that will grant you all your desires, you just better know how to rub that lamp in the correct fashion to get her to succumb to your every whim.
He doesn't lie. And you won't know unless you give him a try.
Nsync*-God must have spent a little more time on you
Obviously our lord and savior took more than the allotted time when creating humans to put a little extra spark into creating you because baby, you are magnificent.
Kci and JoJo-All my life
I was just a living tool until I found you honey. I mean I literally prayed every single day and one day POP you showed up and all is right in the world. I mean you are just as close to me as my dad..wait I don't talk to him like my mother yeah yeah, you're as close to me as the moms.
Alanis Morissette- Ironic
One time I was in the kitchen trying to eat a steak, so I go to get a knife and suddenly 10,000 spoons appear out of nowhere, it was really ironic dude.
Mya- Movin' On
I mean when the mother of your children is always trying to sneak in the house and practice the physical act of love with you and then you tell me something different, it always aggravates me and is going to force me to break up with you and move on with my life. Plus, you broke!
Destiny's Child- Bug a Boo
Please stop trying to contact me. Everytime you call my phone, beep my pager, or try to email me the lines get tangled and my other contacts cannot get in touch with me so I'd appreciate it if you would stop trying to get ahold of me. It's a lost cause, I'm not calling you back. Thanks, Management.
The young ladies that we run into during the summer months are lovely, devine, and look similar to the girls in those advertisements for abercrombie and fitch.
Joan Osborne- One of Us
What if he was just a stranger on a bus? Is he still omnipotent? Does he have to pay rent too, cuz that's a bitch.
Crash Test Dummies-Mmm Mmm Mmm
People are just weird man, that's all there is to it.
Skeel- I Wish
I aspire to be unheight challenged, I hanker for a lovely woman by my side and an old fashioned vehicle to drive around in.
Barenaked Ladies- One Week
It has been literally 7 days, approximately 168 hours since I last did a bunch of stuff.
Spice Girls- Wannabe
If you would like to possibly date me, you are going to have to make nice with my girl friends and you have to give me stuff, k? xoxo
3LW- Playas Gon' Play
I like you and you like me but sometimes in our lives we are going to come across people that are not going to like that we are going steady. They are just going to voice their opinions no matter what, so honey, let's not pay attention to them please.